Hilarious Uriah Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

About a year ago, I had this friend named Uriah, who I called “U”. I gave my old motorcycle to him, because I had just bought a new one. Soon thereafter, he put it on a scale.

Last Christmas, I gave Yamaha. But the very next day, U gave it a weigh.

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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My brother posted a song he liked by a band called "Uriah Heep" on Facebook....

... and my dad was the first to comment with "These guys got a heep o' great tunes!"

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👤︎ u/ZarkingFrood42

📅︎ May 08 2014

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