If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #159
Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish
It was Litter Ali, a work of art.
Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating ?''
So I took her to dinner, then a movie and dropped her off at her parents' house
Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"
Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"
Beware the regicides of March
*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*
Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against
Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.
I have peaked Dad Jokeness
[Just some context]
Like my father, I sneeze loudly. I sneeze so loudly in fact, while walking my dog this morning, my wife heard me sneeze from 200m away, in our apartment.
When I got home my wife greeted me, "Hello, Sneezer."
I replied, devastated, "Et tu Brute?"
I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash
Litter Ali
