If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cephas11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #159
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliskiedatboi28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating ?''

So I took her to dinner, then a movie and dropped her off at her parents' house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"

Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I have peaked Dad Jokeness

[Just some context]

Like my father, I sneeze loudly. I sneeze so loudly in fact, while walking my dog this morning, my wife heard me sneeze from 200m away, in our apartment.

When I got home my wife greeted me, "Hello, Sneezer."

I replied, devastated, "Et tu Brute?"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Muhammad Ali Walks Into A Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halshing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash

Litter Ali

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