My wife is so unreasonable. First she told me to get a baby monitor
Then she told me she doesn’t want lizards in the house. Make up your mind!
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
Started a job at an accounting apprenticeship office... took me an unreasonably long time to get the pun in their slogan
Why did the epileptic come to the USA?
To have the right to be secure against unreasonable seizure.
I'm unreasonably proud of this interaction
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You know, the worst thing about porn is that...
... it creates completely unreasonable expectations about how quickly I can get a plumber or pool guy at my house
My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".
That's unreasonable.
My friend's son was talking about how it was bullshit that you took fall damage in games.
I agreed with him that it was totally unreasonable. It should be spring damage.
Confused Mom and a belly laugh from Dad
We were eating dinner. Mom was complaining about her Wendy's broccoli & cheese baked potato. She quietly said "gee whiz...", so I give it a second and respond "no. CHEESE whiz."
After a few more seconds my mom mutters "whaaat?" while my Dad's face is contracting.
Unreasonably high levels of pride followed.
