I told both of my boys to beware of brassieres

They're all booby-traps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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God dammit dad, we're already late.

On bridges in Michigan, there are signs warning motorists of ice that forms over them during the winter months.

When I was a kid, I was riding in the car with my dad one hot summer day. my dad says, "boy is it hot..." as he pulls over on the bridge, unhooks his wristwatch and sticks it out the window. I ask, "what are you doing, dad?" And he says, "didn't you see the sign? 'Watch for ice on bridge'!"

He laughed for a good five minutes as he drove off.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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