A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection

The judge asked her, β€œfirst offender” β€œNo,” she says β€œfirst a Gibson then a Fender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Statistics show that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are unfaithful....

Now I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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unfaithful gf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbwd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive women waving at him

He's taken aback because he can't seem to remember where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind takes him back to the one time that he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limsy37
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Statistics say that 1 out if 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.

This worries me heavily, it could either be my wife or my girlfriend!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful

I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeezHades
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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