When William joined the army,

He disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

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👤︎ u/LeJash
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Time travelling theives

Late night conversation Me: What if every unexplained disappearance was because of time travelling theives? Spouse: That would be interesting. Me: And that's why my right sock always disappears from the washer. Spouse: The right sock? Me: I'm just assuming because there's only one left. Spouse:..... Me: That and time travelling theives wouldn't be dumb enough to steal the wrong sock. Spouse: Get out of the bed.

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👤︎ u/Saint_Juib
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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