This is what I call a war criminal. Just a plain ass, normal, every day, no question about it, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear genocidal robot maniac
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Most-Tip74
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Give your smut-loving PCs something to buy today also... The first three Macy Blush novellas are FREE to download! If you haven’t read β€œThe Wizard’s Staff,” β€œThe Wizard’s Tower,” or β€œAn Unembellished Backstory,” now’s the time to do so! You may or may not regret it... [OC][ART][mod-approved post]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/astomious
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This is what I call an armor. Just a plain ass, normal, every day, no question about it, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear knight armor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkitoKuno
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An Unembellished Backstory: The Brief Autobiography of Macy Blush β€”Fantasy-Romance Satireβ€” Available on Kindle Unlimited

[Link to cover art]

Who exactly is Macy Blush? Now you can find out.

Due to popular demand, Macy Blushβ€”the renowned romance author beloved in both the realms of FaerΓ»n and Redditβ€”has penned the highlights of her life story as a collection of brief essays. From her time adventuring to a career in penning amorous tomes, this inside look into Macy Blush’s history and personality is sure to thrill, titillate, and throb your heart and mind.

Trigger Warnings: fantasy violence, language, mild sexual content

Available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited

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After years of unembellished writing in a composition book, my first journal with more than words! Really embracing the stickers reddit.com/gallery/p39dcy
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2021
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Commission Art Piece is Finally Finished!! I Had So Much Fun Making This and Creating the Embellishments. Link to Pattern and Unembellished Finished Art in Comments reddit.com/gallery/mcbdzv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/institchesbysara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What is the unembellished typeface for 'wing?'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PremiumHuman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Now meme pages on Instagram are promoting these totally true and unembellished stories...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clemson1221
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Unembellished
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A Short, Descriptive, and Unembellished Look at Our Tight Ends giants.com/news/2018-posi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCronus
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girl tells totally true, unembellished story about helping old women. can confirm, was floured imgur.com/U9WCG7S
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zookeeper420
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IsItBullshit: some companies are strategically photoshopping models to leave imperfections to make the photos look unembellished?

I was told that some companies are photoshopping their models to be thinner/smoother etc but leaving things like stretch marks scars and moles or even adding them back on. This tricks customers who might normally choose brands that are body positive to choose the tricky companies instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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The normally unembellished Google Maps has a model for the Hoover Dam. maps.google.com/maps?hl=e…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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What else do you think is in the Castle Black β€œlibrary”?

I like to think that maybe there are books on the songs of the Giants, or cool descriptions of CotF magic examples. The true stories unembellished from the Age of Heroes. It would definitely be neat if some Ranger had written a little zoology book about direwolves and shadowcats and mammoths, or a history of powerful skinchangers and a list of their animals.

>Before him, tall wooden shelves rose up into dimness, crammed with leatherbound books and bins of ancient scrolls.

>Sam yawned. "Maester Aemon sent me to find maps for the Lord Commander. I never thought... Jon, the books, have you ever seen their like? There are thousands!"

>He gazed about him. "The library at Winterfell has more than a hundred. Did you find the maps?"

There is a bit of mention that the library at Winterfell has some rare documents that are extremely old, and as an ancient castle of the North it’s fair to assume there are some interesting works there. But this library of one of many castles of the NW alone has thousands, and this isn’t an extremely literate order. Nor have the maesters been around for its entirety.

>This," he said reverently, "is the account of a journey from the Shadow Tower all the way to Lorn Point on the Frozen Shore, written by a ranger named Redwyn. It's not dated, but he mentions a Dorren Stark as King in the North, so it must be from before the Conquest.

>[Sam] shuffled the scrolls about aimlessly. "There's more maps. If I had time to search... everything's a jumble. I could set it all to order, though; I know I could, but it would take time... well, years, in truth."

>"The important books used to be copied over when they needed them. Some of the oldest have been copied half a hundred times, probably."

>"I found drawings of the faces in the trees, and a book about the tongue of the children of the forest... works that even the Citadel doesn't have, scrolls from old Valyria, counts of the seasons written by maesters dead a thousand years..."

Besides the Jade Compendium it sounds like there could be some really fascinating stuff down there, and lots of it. Freaking Valyrian scrolls?? But what and why and when? Any fun thoughts or hopes on what could be down there?

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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a HL who left

i told my husband i wouldn’t stay in a relationship that made me feel like shit about myself. i also said i refused to live the rest of my life initiating every difficult conversation and intimate moment. i explained i needed him to be proactive. i needed him to make me feel wanted. if he couldn’t do that, i would leave.

of course, nothing changed, and i realized it never would. so we’re getting divorced. he took it really well, actually. i was thinking he must’ve been planning on telling me he wanted out, too, until i heard him having a private, emotional moment later that night.

we’re young and still building ourselves up financially, so we’re still living together (and still sharing a bedroom - not that i imagined that would be an issue anyway, considering it wasn’t a terribly romantic space to begin with)… it was fine at first, but i’m quickly tiring of having to share space with a man who once recoiled from my touch. i’ve started to move forward with my life and the way i perceive myself, so climbing in bed with him at the end of the day feels like an energetic black hole that brings my progress back a few steps.

i’ve had one tentative experience with a new partner since the separation, and i… i can’t even put into words what a difference it makes when you can see someone’s want for you in their eyes. i had previously pulled all manner of strappy, silky, lacy things into place just for my husband to let out an exhausted sigh when seeing them. he would always follow it up with a compliment, to be fair, and then an explanation of some incredibly urgent business he couldn’t postpone, like emptying the dishwasher. i would be left to untangle myself, stuff it all in the back of a drawer, and eventually into the trash. so when i only had my every day, plain jane, unembellished, cotton underthings to wear to meet my new gentleman friend, i wasn’t expecting any reaction at all. being told over and over how sexy i looked was unbelievable, but hearing the real, primal desire in those words (the kind of desire iβ€˜d never had returned before) was euphoric.

the sex itself was all the confirmation i needed to know i’m not some disgusting, perverse monster for wanting intimacy (once upon a time) with my ex husband. it’s not unrealistic to believe your partner should want to fuck you, make love to you, have sex with you. it’s not unrealistic to want to be wanted.

i know this sub is about supporting individuals who have higher libidos than their significant o

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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The NPC who β€œwrote” the smutty in-universe romance novels has just released her autobiography! Because of that, The Wizard’s Staff and The Wizard’s Tower are FREE! That’s right, FREE DnD smut! [art][OC][mod-approved post]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/astomious
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah1887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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