Rats are underrated...
...according to the dictionary.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
One of the most underrated animated films ever
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
Salad puns are underrated
Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
The 3 unwritten rules of life..
My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.
What do you call a bees butt?
When Barbie called Ken his bro...
This election is taking a while.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
I'd like to thank my legs
For supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side. And my fingers, I could always count on them.
i lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?
Tried catching fog the other day...
Like most people my age...
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
I think the pocket protector is underrated
It's near and dear to my heart
The secret service aren’t allowed to yell “GET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, “DONALD, Duck!”
How do mermaids wash their clothes?
The three stages of man:
-
He believes in Santa.
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He doesn't believe in Santa.
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He is Santa.
I had my first date last night.
What an underrated fruit.
What’s COVID-19’s favorite chord progression?
Starry nights are so underrated
Everybody's sleepin on them
For prom, high school seniors will have to video call each other
They need to practice social disdancing.
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
Saw a great movie last night about databases.
What do storm troopers and churches have in common?
How many bones are in a human hand?
A bullet says he quit his job
So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
I have a really good joke about HIPAA
Unfortunately I can't tell you guys.
My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got
He sure axolotl questions!
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