Rats are underrated...

...according to the dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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The most underrated part of being a cowboy...

...is having a stable income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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One of the most underrated animated films ever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnettome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I saw the Apple store get robbed once

Yep, I was an iWitness

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...

....is guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...

"Your kid in me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoxtrot21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Salad puns are underrated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikecheezballz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Cow farts come from

the dairy air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zwickz26
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patheticvill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arch_nemesis420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a bees butt?

A beehind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBruice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Underrated comment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephdFgxd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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When Barbie called Ken his bro...

Ken was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronphoton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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This election is taking a while.

I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursuscornu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I'd like to thank my legs

For supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side. And my fingers, I could always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adventure84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I have daily sex.

... I mean, dyslexia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamrdk21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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i lost my job at the bank on my very first day.

A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.

I just need to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Tried catching fog the other day...

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binxing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Like most people my age...

I'm 50...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoppioFan76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaymens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?

Monsters Ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I think the pocket protector is underrated

It's near and dear to my heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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The secret service aren’t allowed to yell β€œGET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.

Instead they say, β€œDONALD, Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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How do mermaids wash their clothes?

With tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The three stages of man:
  1. He believes in Santa.

  2. He doesn't believe in Santa.

  3. He is Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I had my first date last night.

What an underrated fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What’s COVID-19’s favorite chord progression?

A plague-al cadence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Starry nights are so underrated

Everybody's sleepin on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2222lil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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For prom, high school seniors will have to video call each other

They need to practice social disdancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybram24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Purple is my favorite colour!

I like it more than blue and red combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Saw a great movie last night about databases.

Can't wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRubyyRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do storm troopers and churches have in common?

Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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A bullet says he quit his job

He was actually fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lionthebrian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I have a really good joke about HIPAA

Unfortunately I can't tell you guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I'm just Liu Kang.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mektige
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got

He sure axolotl questions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alkaline_Acid
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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