Rats are underrated...
...according to the dictionary.
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
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οΈ Apr 01 2021
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
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οΈ Feb 18 2021
The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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οΈ Mar 24 2021
One of the most underrated animated films ever
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...
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οΈ Oct 23 2020
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Salad puns are underrated
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οΈ Dec 06 2019
Cow farts come from
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a bees butt?
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οΈ Sep 18 2020
Underrated comment.
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οΈ Aug 02 2019
When Barbie called Ken his bro...
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
This election is taking a while.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
I'd like to thank my legs
For supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side. And my fingers, I could always count on them.
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οΈ Feb 28 2020
I have daily sex.
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
F
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
i lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
Tried catching fog the other day...
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οΈ Jul 23 2020
Like most people my age...
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οΈ Aug 07 2020
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
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οΈ Jun 20 2020
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
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οΈ May 29 2020
I think the pocket protector is underrated
It's near and dear to my heart
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οΈ May 01 2018
The secret service arenβt allowed to yell βGET DOWNβ anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, βDONALD, Duck!β
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οΈ Oct 26 2019
How do mermaids wash their clothes?
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
The three stages of man:
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He believes in Santa.
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He doesn't believe in Santa.
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He is Santa.
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οΈ May 18 2020
I had my first date last night.
What an underrated fruit.
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
Whatβs COVID-19βs favorite chord progression?
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οΈ Mar 13 2020
Starry nights are so underrated
Everybody's sleepin on them
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οΈ Feb 26 2017
For prom, high school seniors will have to video call each other
They need to practice social disdancing.
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οΈ Mar 27 2020
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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οΈ Aug 21 2019
Saw a great movie last night about databases.
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οΈ Jul 03 2019
What do storm troopers and churches have in common?
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οΈ Jan 28 2019
How many bones are in a human hand?
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οΈ Jan 19 2019
A bullet says he quit his job
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οΈ Apr 23 2019
So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
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οΈ Sep 09 2019
I have a really good joke about HIPAA
Unfortunately I can't tell you guys.
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οΈ May 27 2019
I'm just Liu Kang.
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οΈ May 30 2019
My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got
He sure axolotl questions!
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οΈ May 12 2019
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