My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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I asked siri for a pickup line. Got a dadjoke instead

http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO

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OChem dad joke

Today my girlfriend told me that she was having trouble understanding conjugated dienes in her organic chemistry class. I told her it was pretty simple:

Yo dengo

Tú dienes

Él/Ella/Ud. diene

Nosotros denimos

Vosotros denís

Ellos/Ellas/Uds. dienen

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