If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I hate taking this street during L.A Rush Hour. The traffic is killer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ecstatic_Box_8919
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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In 'Laughter' the L comes first.

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a lower case L and and upper case i look the same must have been Ill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/houseofleaves_12
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What does Samuel L. Jackson's mom do for a living?

She's a mother trucker.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?

" It's a spitting image"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RigidStifflini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oakvard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Spaniel L Jackson.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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R.N.L.I, robot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Li'l Smith.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: β€œSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: β€œNow I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: β€œOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, β€œnow see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A lad asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled L.S.D.?"

Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Teacher asked β€œWhat is the formula of water?” Student said β€œH I J K L M N O” teacher said β€œthat’s not the formula of water”

Student said β€œyou said the formula was H to O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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An (L)Iambic Pentameter

https://preview.redd.it/ggdij22f8ss51.png?width=1100&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d98a48c3004a4a74f6b058d0a5f3b14fadd3d40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha33erMorga33a
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say β€˜may he rest in pees’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If L’il Wayne did comedy...

Would we call him... LOL Wayne?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocomaybechanel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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A (coo)l pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChonkyNugget
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCTUStudio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...

"Theraflu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A L L C A P S
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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L Mao!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemama5lol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...

It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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T I T L E
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Google2022
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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When L died on Death Note,

My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why is R scared of L

I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my-new-account64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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No L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashOfAzur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?

Motherfucker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roestkartoffel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I’m hoping L is J/K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why is there a L in Noel if it is Noel?

*sorry if it's been posted before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flambeauyt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Took an L over there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/P131NYRFC3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s

because they're an endangered feces

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Hot L.A. girl nudes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btnymeg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandeloreJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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β€œNo-L” Christmas cup!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micahbynum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?

He brings snacks on a plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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s i l v e r w a r e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elskeredit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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In laughter the 'L' comes first.

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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