It was created by a non fungi-ble Tolkien
EDIT: Iβll get my cloak and see my elf out
Because old Hobbits die hard...
It was a huge fandom menace.
They're the Haitin' Christian Sons.
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
It's about time.
Itβs about time.
He said nobody wants a Tetris movie.
I told him demand will fall in place very shortly.
The movie is called "You Tolkien to me?"
Where do soups go to have a good time? To the brothel.
What about the soups with girlfriends? They go home and spoon.
What about the soups who are all alone? They look in the mirror and take stock.
No idear.
(Ok, it works better here in the northeast.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear.
And the last of the trilogy, what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Yeah, you got it.
Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.
Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.
It was called Antelope
Gonna watch the sequel next where they aren't able to get married, it's called Cantelope
Happened on fathers day and forgot to post here.
For fathers day I got my dad the Dollars trilogy (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More and The good, The Bad and The Ugly) remastered on bluray. So he unwrapped them and was pretty pleased, and I said to him
"oh they've been remastered so they look great!"
and he said:
"Oh yeah? I hope it was done by a good company, because if it's done by a bad company, then they can be ugly"
My dad doesn't made dad jokes too often, but I love the ones he does.
