The trifecta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobstersmoothies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Vegetarian trifecta while making dinner with my wife.

So, on Sunday my wife and I were making stir fry for lunch after church. I chopped up some flank steak and test fried a piece in the wok, pulled it out, cut it in two, and we each tried a piece to see how it tasted (in case it needed more ginger or garlic or oyster sauce). This conversation happened.

My wife: (enjoying the flavor) How do couples where one person is a vegetarian handle meals?

Me: I guess the man has a help meet for him like Adam.

Her: I'm being serious, how do they do it.

Me: I know, right? People get married for lots of carnal knowledge.

Her: (annoyed) All kidding aside, I'm curious how people make that work.

Me: Give me some time to flesh out my argument, and I'm sure I can find a couple that hasn't butchered their relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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My dad just gave a trifecta of dad jokes all within 30 seconds, and then left my room.

"Why is the ghost ship always lost? Because it has a skeleton crew!"
"How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch!"
"What do gay cows eat? HHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

I didn't knoe what to say and he just left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerry322
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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Trifecta Dadjoke

As a dad/bartender, this is one of my favorite dadjokes.

Did you hear about the woman who had to have her whole left side amputated? It was touch-and-go for a while but she's all right now.

She had her name changed to Ilene though. And she had to get a new job at IHOP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Govain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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The trifecta: My grandmother is a Dad who enjoys bathroom humor

(Talking about the differences between generations)

Grandma: What generation am I in then?

Me: I don't know, the old fart generation?

Grandma: Well, sometimes I make new farts too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObserveWithHasty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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As a single Dad, I tried flirting with the check-in girl at the airport while loading my kids' suitcases.

But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditAndWept-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Making puncakes

Making breakfast, say to my fiancΓ©e "I'm making puncakes, I think you'd batter have some." After she rolled her eyes at me, I complete the trifecta with "sorry, I do waffle on some times"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2015
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