Some people get Wheele-y Tired of my puns, so I have to Tread lightly. JEEPers, I have to stop.
What do you call an old CRT monitor with Tank wheels and treads?
A TV
When I Was Younger My Dad Used To Roll Me Around In A Tire
Ah, those were the Goodyears
Just spent $1.50 just to fill up my tires at a gas station.
Must be due to inflation.
My mom suggested to my dad and brother that they go on a bike ride...
Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired
Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now
Dad: I think we've already spoken about this
Bro: Give me a brake, dad
Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?
Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear
Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute
Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones
Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up
Me: Hey, I like...bikes
Dad: ΰ² _ΰ²
Bro: ΰ² _ΰ²
Mom: β_β
