I tole my son to never listen to nuns

They just say a bunch of nunsense

Edit: i meant to say Told instead of tole sry

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👤︎ u/Sebas1004
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Got the girlfriend last week.

After a date night, I walked her to a car. It was late, so she tole me to go upstairs and put on my pajamas.

Her - "well, you don't wear pajamas. I guess your boxers"

Me - "right. I don't sleep in the nude. That'd be a little weird"

Her - "There are weirder things to sleep in"

Me - "Yeah, like a suit of armor"

Her - "That would be weird"

Me - "At least I'd get a good knight's sleep!"

She roller her eyes and told me to go to bed.

Edit - I clearly can't type. I'm leaving the 'roller' mistake though.

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👤︎ u/triculous
📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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