I realised I was dyslexic when I attended a toga party

dressed as a goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Jimmy Carr
  • I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

  • I went up to the airport information desk. I said "How many airports are there in the world?"

  • I hate fat girls who use the excuse "oh the camera adds 10lb" Well, stop eating cameras then.

  • At the check-in desk the girl said, ''Window seat or aisle?''

l said, ''Window seat or you'll what? Are you threatening me?''

She said, ''No, calm down. Window seat or aisle?''

l said, ''l'll have a seat.''

  • When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in Mexico last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

  • A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said: "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said: "All right, but we won't get much done"

  • Did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in London than New York City? Thats because you don't live in New York City.

  • Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

  • British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray.

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I realised I was dyslexic when I...

went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Guess how I found out I was dyslexic?

I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

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I didn’t know I was dyslexic

Until I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
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