Threatens Puns

This is snow joke.

I'm up. So Europe.

I'll wear you like a snowshoe!

I have a hunch it might be me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

More on this after the break.

So I called her Bluff...

Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.

You give them the silent treatment

The police have deployed all SWAT teams.

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.

I said, “Wait! I can change!”

I said "Is that a fret?"

Now they have started sending me threatening letters.

That was when I put my foot down!

Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.

I said: "There's the door."

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

WOO HOO!

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣

I told her, "Wait, this isn't what you think it is!"

But it was all bark

I told her it’s going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you

And then I saw her face

What a strange thing to fallout for

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

r/else

I said, “is that a fret?”

Because he's playing chicken with China, the Chinese chicken.

More on this after the break.

I have a hunch that it might be me.

I have a hunch it might be me.

More on this after the break.

More on this after the break.

More on that after the break.

More on this after the break.

I have a hunch it might be me.

I have a hunch it might be me.

More on this after the break.

I have a hunch it might be me.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

I was skeptical at first, but then I saw her face...

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

Meh.