I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...

It was $50 per head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I went to a maths themed restaurant today

They were only doing takeaways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...

Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.

Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Han_Solo_Cup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.

Justice was served

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I went to a constellation themed restaurant named Orion's Belt.

I give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Themed Restaurant

Hear me out... An 80's themed Chinese Restaurant called "The Wok of Life".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talorn_Celeron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called β€œThe Lord Giveth”.

They also do take away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.

It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Just been to the new Mary Poppins themed restaurant

Super Cauliflower Cheese The Lobster Was Atrocious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I went to a space themed restaurant recently.

The food was great, but there was no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueChilidog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I tried to make a moon-themed restaurant, but it went out of business.

People said it lacked the atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WabbleDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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A guy went to a tennis themed restaurant.

The place was Self-Serve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alius4156
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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So I went to this new Atlantis themed restaurant

However, it had already gone under :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrots084
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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If you had a dad-joke themed restaurant, what would be on the menu?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmonoenano
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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So this drag queen themed restaurant just opened...

you can go there to eat, drink and be Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulfar22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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The time I was foolishly challenged to a dad-joke off.

I am well known among my friends as a Pungeon Master, but my brother foolishly decided to challenge me.

We went back and forth for a while, the theme ocean/fish puns. Finally, I busted out the nuclear strike that caused him to literally get up and walk away.

Me: Why are fish all atheists?

Brother: Why?

Me: Cause they're all, "Ick, theology."

Silent, he stood, left the restaurant and drove off. He was my ride T-T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codoro
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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What's Pizza Ranch?

My 12 year old son was riding with me the other day and noticed a new restaurant had just opened up in a town nearby. It's a chain of Western themed pizza restaurants called "Pizza Ranch." So when my son asked "What's Pizza Ranch?" I obviously had to respond with "Well that's where they raise all the dough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upnortwi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Thought of this when in Canada with the brother

Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"

Brother groaned, but then:

Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"

Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."

Brother: "F&!%"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.

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