Why does Spider-Man need to sling webs to move through the city?
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Because he’s Peter Parker, not Peter Parkour.
Why did Peter Parker web Karen's groceries to the ceiling?
Just to spite her, man.
What did the doctor give the tired web programmer?
A javascript.
Whatever I look for on the Web, I always find porn
What is the world coming to?
What do canines use to browse the dark web?
In-dog-nito.
Found this on "Love advice from the duke of hell" web toon, heavily recommend it
Why did the web browser go to the salon?
To get it's thumbnails done
My daughter got in trouble for using my laptop to surf the web
Told her she doesn’t even know how to surf.
Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
I think the best web designers in the world might be
Spiders.
Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?
Cause there's too many Links
The dark Web should be called Amazon Crime.
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
It's a web-cite.
I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.
It will be called wikileeks.com
Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, “Don’t worry dad, I know all about the dark web!”
I then asked him, “Well how do you get there? I’ve tried turning off the lights and everything.”
The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.
I was love at first site.
Why don't multiple spiders ever share the same web?
They dislike net neutrality
The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end
You weave what you sew
Why is a web browser the best customer for a bar owner?
They rarely close their tabs.
What Do Internet Guides Do When They Show You Around The Deep Web?
They give you a TOR!
Some time in the future, after Michael Bluth became a web developer, he started experiencing severe narcolepsy
Apparently he was suffering from arrested development.
Dadjoke alert on the World wide web.
http://www.tuaw.com/2014/03/14/a-nice-sterile-eye-pad/?ncid=rss_truncated
The Amazing Spider-Man was the first web comic
Ackchyually, Amazing Fantasy #15 was Spider-Man's first appearance, but whatever.
