The Waltons Puns

Kevin O'Connor tweet

> The Kings losing at home to Philly’s backups is an utter embarrassment. Luke Walton had to go but that won’t solve their issues. Major roster change is needed. I’m disgusted watching this team. What a hideous product. No wonder the other night that dude puked all over the court.

Sheesh. He also replied to someone saying "it's one game man" by taking a screenshot of the Kings season by season record going back to 06/07 which is the beginning of their playoff drought. 05/06 was the last time they made the playoffs and also had a record of .500 or better.

The Kings moved to Sacramento in 1985, and since then, they've had 18 different head coaches. Of those, Luke Walton has the 2nd highest winning percentage.

Below are the 10 best Sacramento Kings coaches by winning percentage.

1. .633 Rick Adelman (395-229)

2. Luke Walton (68-93)

3. .415 Reggie Theus (44-62)

4. .403 Phil Johnson (81-120)

5. .403 Garry St. Jean (159-236)

6. .402 Eric Musselman (33-49)

7. .398 Dave Joerger (98-148)

8. .393 George Karl (44-68)

9. .386 Rex Hughes (22-35)

10. .368 Mike Malone (39-67)

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sacramento_Kings_head_coaches Shoutout u/dlm891 for helping with the making of this post

45 years ago and the original members all stick to their claims. Lies detector test are not proof but are mostly reliable. The fact that all of his crew passed the Lie detector test is simply incredible odds.

I'm on the fence: Here is my + and -'s

+Crew and Travis passed Lie detector test

+Investigating officers said all crew were shaking up by something when reported

+Stuck to their stories for decades

+Some crew to this day are affected by what they saw even breaking up in tears.

-Huge financial gains. Walton has gotten millions from this story and no doubt the crew has benefited as well

-No physical evidence

-Walton himself said that he was hazy the whole time. Nightmare or bad tripp?

Can we have an appreciation post for how wonderfully Walton Goggins played the world's worst human possible in this show? His entire being seemingly led by greed often characterized by the worst penis compass known to mankind leading to not typical "funny haha" situations but pure rage inducing madness. Even a peace loving girl scout would pick up a gun to end the suffering this character causes.

Source

> There have been rumors of Walton's possible departure dating back as far as the spring of 2020, right before the coronavirus pandemic shut down the NBA. Only then, a combination of finances and the optics of making such a change during the early days of a pandemic that crippled the national economy, and left thousands out of work, secured the coach's status in Sacramento. Walton is still owed $11.5 million through next season. > > The writing, however, remained on the wall. So much so, the Kings' new interim head coach Alvin Gentry, himself having been dismissed by New Orleans following that 2020 campaign, chose to join Walton's staff that October despite being offered a more lucrative role on Doc Rivers' bench in Philadelphia, sources said, where the Sixers were expected to compete for the championship in 2021. > > This will now mark the fourth time—the most in NBA history, according to Elias Sports Bureau—that Gentry has taken over a team midseason. But by all accounts, there's no proverbial knife sticking out from Walton's back. Gentry and Walton share a strong connection from their days on the Golden State Warriors coaching staff, yet the possibility of Walton's departure appears clear in the calculus that led Gentry to join Sacramento, along with family being based in California. And if Walton was always going to get axed, at least a confidant would get the opportunity in his wake.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1462480910734012420?s=21

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Tweet Thread by the NBA

Next 25 of the NBA's 75th Anniversary Team (In Order of Tweeting):

1. Magic Johnson
2. James Worthy
3. Wilt Chamberlain
4. Jerry West
5. Larry Bird
6. Michael Jordan
7. Scottie Pippen
8. Isiah Thomas
9. Clyde Drexler
10. Karl Malone
11. Patrick Ewing
12. Chris Paul
13. Allen Iversion
14. Tim Duncan
15. Kevin Garnett
16. Robert Parish
17. John Havlicek
18. Sam Jones
19. Bill Walton
20. Bill Sharman
21. Walt Frazier
22. Paul Arizin
23. Rick Barry
24. Nate Thurmond
25. Wes Unseld

If socialists think the Dem party is their friend , they are mistaken.

This Bryon Brown guy lost the primary but decided to do a write in campaign and won.

We could have had a socialist mayor of a major city. The Dems stole this from us.

Screw the Democrats. Screw them to hell.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/buffalo-mayor-bryon-brown-wins-wild-write-in-vote-over-socialist-india-walton

Never should’ve hired him in the first place