The Shake Puns

A list of puns related to "The Shake"

I heard about a new jail in town where the inmates are forced to repeatedly put their hands and feet in and out until they have to shake them, and the turnaround is almost immediate!

I dunno though. It kinda sounds like a hokey pokey.

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👤︎ u/PopoChubbs
📅︎ Dec 12 2022
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Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?

Because he wanted his Quarter-back!

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👤︎ u/Fancy_Association
📅︎ Nov 02 2022
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There's a review floating around the internet saying that the new Mtn Dew Fruit Quake soda tastes like Michael's Craft stores smell. Which is interesting because I just tried Chick Fil A's autumn spice shake and told my wife that it tastes like Hobby Lobby.

Craft beverages are really taking off, I guess.

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👤︎ u/HomemadeSodaExpert
📅︎ Oct 21 2022
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What did the protein shake say to their crush?

"I'm WHEY into you."

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👤︎ u/Szyzza
📅︎ Sep 19 2022
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I had Door Dash deliver some Burger King, and I ordered a milk shake because, why not? The Door Dash guy brought it to my door and it was good.

Then I realized - my milkshake literally brought a boy to the yard.

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👤︎ u/JayTheLinuxGuy
📅︎ Jul 23 2022
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The farm started to shake when they brought horses to it.

But its stable now.

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👤︎ u/Bayan_Ila_6936
📅︎ Apr 26 2022
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My old car's steering started to shake so bad I can barely park it on the street.

The mechanic says it has Parallel Parkinsons.

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ Jan 30 2022
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it would be an honour to shake the hand of the man that put "sp" in the word lisp
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👤︎ u/ewanh19
📅︎ Aug 25 2021
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What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?

"NO WHEY!!!"

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What did the lost protein shake say?

I seem to have lost my whey.

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👤︎ u/Sparkyrock
📅︎ Aug 01 2021
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What do you call Spider-Man when his hands shake all the time?

Peter Parkinson

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👤︎ u/uniformbreak320
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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A squirrel is sitting on a branch in a pine tree when suddenly he feels the whole tree begin to shake violently.

He looks down and sees that a full-grown elephant is slowly clambering up the tree. When the elephant finally reaches the branch the squirrel asks, "Why on earth did you climb up into this pine tree?!"

The elephant then says, "I came up here to eat some pears, of course."

The squirrel, completely shocked at the elephant's ignorance, exclaims, "You elephants don't know the first thing about trees! This is a PINE tree, there are no pears here."

The elephant then explains, "Oh, I know, I brought my own."

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👤︎ u/RhapsodicRaven
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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I noticed my dog starting to shake every time he barked, so I took him to the vet.

She confirmed my worst fears. Diagnosis: Barkinson's disease.

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👤︎ u/JimBobBoBubba
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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If you see a pretty woman and your hands start to shake, you become weak in the knees, and you develop a warm feeling in your chest...

Go to bed. You've got the flu.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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My Shake Weight came in the mail today!

Boy, was that a mess.

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👤︎ u/kopo27
📅︎ Sep 27 2011
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Made the cashier's head shake..

Cashier: wow it's really raining hard outside like a monsoon!! Me: yeah I know! It was bound to happen monsooner or monlater!

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👤︎ u/orkenbjorken
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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The waitress asks, "Would you like a shake with that?"

dad replies, "No, you can just walk it out."

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👤︎ u/mm0k
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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