I'm more proud of this joke I made up than the actual drawing, but, some OC for Christmas reddit.com/gallery/kjidtv
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
A truss fund baby.
(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
A fjordian slip
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
Whatβs up with ghosts haunting people? Arenβt there more interesting things to do in the afterlife? [OC]
[OC] What did the farmer say when he got a headache from people stealing his wheat
My grains!
[OC] Guess The Pun #44 - This one's... Stellar v.redd.it/5pdxuuzg4xf41
This year is the year for remembering the past, because hindsight is 20/20. [OC]
[OC] Guess The Pun #43 v.redd.it/q2hwdlo6gie41
[OC] Guess The Pun #45 - They've got some real Brass. v.redd.it/fa14imzdybh41
[OC] Guess The Pun #47 - Suffix to say... v.redd.it/7nm3i1g5t2k41
[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
[OC]What type of fart is the most guilty?
The one that ends up running.
[OC] Credit for the joke goes to my friend, Tom Jackson.
Talking sexism in the Lion King. Not OC
[OC] Guess the visual pun: Fashionable confection?
[OC] The Final, Most Essential Command
Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom [OC]
OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?
A litter litter, literally.
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. βLow enough?β Don asked.
βNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.β
I bet theyβre better dancers too π a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
Either 3:00 or 9:00
[OC] What's the greatest thing about a vegetable party?
You never know who'll turnip!
What happened to the crows that unsuccessfully tried to form a flock? [OC]
They were charged with attempted murder.
