Did you know that King Arthur didn’t invent the round table?
It was one of his knights
Sir cumference…
What did the legos say to the king?
What did the king name the knight he didn't need?
I am the fabric version of King Midas
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Did you hear when Joe Pesci broke his arm, he was offered a role of a mafia king pin turned stenographer. He declined the role…
Because he didn’t want to be typecast.
And then there was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table.
They named him Sir Cumference.
What do you call the King Potato when he is a complete jerk?
Did you hear about all of the hidden meanings in the lion king?
It was full of simbalism!
When King Arthur needs to cross the desert, where does he get his transportation?
The King of England once had a pet rabbit
It was his Hare Apparent.
Why doesn’t the Tiger King sing Christmas songs?
We thought we'd crept past the Greek king without him noticing. Then my friend saw him look our way.
There's a lesser known King in Greek mythology that was cursed by the gods. Everything he contacted with his hands shrunk in size.
The stickiest of King Arthur's knights was
A bit of trivia: in Renaissance Italian banks you were required to have a portrait taken for evidence of withdrawals. Famously King Alfonso arrived to the bank in Venice with 6 portrait artists.
King Arthur fought best in the dark.
If there’s a king sized mattress and a queen sized mattress, where does the prince sleep?
Which kaiju is known as the king of the real-estate apps?
Do you know the name of the knight that jumped out of King Arthur’s birthday cake?
The Backstreet Boys are anti- Burger King.
They don't want you to have it your way.
Why did King Arthur cut off the Black Knight's legs?
That was the only way to de-feet him.
What happened to the king after he lost the rock throwing contest?
The King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet....
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
I showed the cops camera footage of a man stealing a Stephen King book, but they're not going to press charges.
In the end, he got away with IT.
Why do knights try to get close to the king?
My mama once told me to never trust the king of the jungle
because no matter what he tells you he's lion.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone in the library and I couldn’t figure out what was going on-
Which of King Arthur’s knights was the heaviest drinker?
Did you hear the joke about King Charles?
I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....
But then again....I don't like change!
King Louis XIV was beheaded while he was trying to talk himself out of the situation.
They cut him off in the middle of the sentence!
There's been a bit of specualtion about how the King will go compared to the Queen...
But I really don't think it's a fair comparison to make.
After all, the king can only move one square at a time, whereas the queen is not limited in this way.
What is it called when the king starts getting fungus in the palace walls?
The wrong kind of crown molding
Did you hear about the 12-inch tall king?
He was a terrible king, but he made a fine ruler.
King Charles only plays cards in the bathroom.
And every time he does, he gets a royal flush.
Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table?
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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