Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The Lion King is Full of Puns youtu.be/B8dn0-5vMeo
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King Charles is Considering Bestowing the Order of the British Empire on Seafood

That would be Sir Eel!

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The king of the forest plants got murdered by his own offspring.

Treeson!

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Neil Young is the King of Feedback

He gave Old Black five stars

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I am the fabric version of King Midas

Everything I touch becomes felt.

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Did you hear when Joe Pesci broke his arm, he was offered a role of a mafia king pin turned stenographer. He declined the role…

Because he didn’t want to be typecast.

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Did you hear about all of the hidden meanings in the lion king?

It was full of simbalism!

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The King of England once had a pet rabbit

It was his Hare Apparent.

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A bit of trivia: in Renaissance Italian banks you were required to have a portrait taken for evidence of withdrawals. Famously King Alfonso arrived to the bank in Venice with 6 portrait artists.

He was overdrawn.

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Which kaiju is known as the king of the real-estate apps?

God-Zillow

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Do you know the name of the knight that jumped out of King Arthur’s birthday cake?

Surprise!

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The King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet....

The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

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I showed the cops camera footage of a man stealing a Stephen King book, but they're not going to press charges.

In the end, he got away with IT.

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My mama once told me to never trust the king of the jungle

because no matter what he tells you he's lion.

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Which of King Arthur’s knights was the heaviest drinker?

Sir Osis

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I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....

But then again....I don't like change!

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King Louis XIV was beheaded while he was trying to talk himself out of the situation.

They cut him off in the middle of the sentence!

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There's been a bit of specualtion about how the King will go compared to the Queen...

But I really don't think it's a fair comparison to make.

After all, the king can only move one square at a time, whereas the queen is not limited in this way.

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What’s the name of the funniest king in the world ?

JoKing.

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Michael Jordan was the king of basketball

Today I realized his son is heir Jordan.

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who is the king of seasoning?

Sultan Pepper

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I asked my girlfriend why she wanted to watch King of the Hill.

She said she felt a sudden Hankering for it.

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I heard the king’s new bride is kind of a plain farmer’s daughter, just vanilla.

She’s a real Dairy Queen.

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What is the King of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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How did the one injured stunt double greet another injured stunt double on the set of the live action Lion King?

Scar Brother!

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The marketing geniuses at Hershey’s Chocolate are at it again! First it was King-Sized for the bigger appetite, then Fun-Sized for Halloween, and now, they’re offering chocolate bars with a portion of the wrapper already removed for your convenience and enjoyment.

They’re Circum-Sized

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My 9yr old son joke: Who is the king of all mathematicians ?

The Ruler.

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A few months ago, a couple of "Hamilton" fans are trying to enter the space where Stephen King wrote his novel that introduced Pennywise.

Apparently, they want to be in the room where "It" happened

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I'm writing a true account about the life of a king

It's based on Regality

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Historians have discovered the name of the Knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table.

Sir Cumference.

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Why did the mushroom get crowned king of the party?

Cause he’s a fungi

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King of Arabia who is a father to 40 little kids, bought a train to bring them along to places he visited. On one of his busy work travel trip, he forgot where he parked the train.

He lost his train of tots.

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When asked his advice on the secret of a happy marriage, King Henry VIII pondered the thought for a moment, then he replied...

... "it's all in the execution."

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What do people yell as the king of cheese land walks by?

Make whey, make whey

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My daughter said she was going to marry the king of the world.

She became a Nun.

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Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table?

Sir Cumference

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The stickiest of King Arthur's knights was

Sir Up

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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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Do you know the name of the knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

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What was the name of King Arthur’s knight who built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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