I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat
I didn't reply but I gave her a stern look.
It’s Valentine’s Day today. 3 years ago today I asked my best friend, my childhood sweetheart and the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me
All three of them said no
Have you heard about the girl who “can’t even!”
She's a little bit odd.
(This is my worst bad joke. Please enjoy.)
I think the girl I'm seeing is a Communist
She raises a lot of red flags
How do you get the attention of a country girl?
A doctor and a deaf man loved the same girl.
Every day the doctor would give the woman a rose, and everyday the deaf man would give the woman an apple. The woman got confused and one day asked the deaf man “there’s a reason for why the doctor gives me a rose, but why do you give me an apple?”
The deaf man replied
“What?”
A teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name “Hijkm” she says “I’m sorry, I’m not sure how to pronounce this name,” then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says...
“That’s me, and it’s pronounced Noelle”
The fireman’s wife asked her husband which kid he was the most worried about – the boy or the girl.
He replied, sadly, “I’m worried about our son the most”.
The girl I'm dating sent me an email to tell me her true feeling of affection
Unfortunately, there's no attachment.
I asked this girl out, said we should meet at the gym. She never showed up..
I figured that means we're not going to work out.. 😔
Did you hear, the girl with the small butt lost the race?
Where does the boy cow take the girl cow on dates?
Was filling out a form at a local gym and saw this girl checking herself out next to the front desk & thought it was the perfect opportunity..
Walked behind her and said "wow, nice form" she started blushing then rolled her eyes when she saw me handing the guy at the front desk the form I was referring to 😆.
Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn't resistor
I met a girl from the spirit world on Tinder. I showed up for our first date..
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam :)
I once dated a girl with one leg shorter than the other
I think her name was Eilene.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
What did the boy and girl at opticians say?
A girl walked into the bookstore and asked "What are the chances of finding a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Why Did The girl do her homework on a plane?
To Get a higher education.
What did the girl without hands get as a gift for her birthday?
No Idea, she still hasn’t opened it
What do you call the girl that fell over at the beach?
How do you tell the difference between a girl ant and a boy ant?
You put it in a cup of water, if it sinks its a girl ant if it floats its boy-ant
Hehe
They say when a girl peels the label off her beer she's sexually frustrated. My ex did that
My dad once told me, “If you ever meet a girl with a bad tattoo, she’s the one for you.”
“It shows that she can make a terrible decision but still stick to it.”
What did the Haryanavi bf say to his girl who was sipping soup without the spoon.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
My lava for you overfloweth.
My girl made up this joke: Why was the banana sad?
Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time...
Got outside and she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds
Facebook is the place where I Meta girl
Why was the amish girl excommunicated?
Hey y’all my bowling instructors girl is in the hospital right now and I need some bowling jokes to cheer him up.
Please keep it lighthearted.
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on Sexual morality......
“In moments of temptation,” said the speaker to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: “How do you make it last an hour?”
Some girl told me I’ve got a face like the back of a boat today
I didn’t reply but I gave her a stern look
Have you heard about the girl who “can’t even!”
She's a little bit odd.
(This is my worst bad joke. Please enjoy.)
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