A list of puns related to "The Following"
Not a spoiler
Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
βIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!β The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... βI am on the toilet. Please advise.β
WD-40 is just wrench dressing.
It was his ex-tradition
"Don't know he just ransomware"
...on one hand, you wear a super cool ring, on the other hand, you donβt
They told him that he was missing attire
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
βDad says if you kick it, weβll be rich!!β
I responded with βNo, not Eni.β
He died of old adage...
My only comment was WHO do they think they are telling you what to do?
They were on his tail.
The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?
βThatβs what you call a look-out block, you turn around and say LOOK OUTβ
Daughter: "Hey Dad! Do you know what would be SO COOL?"
Me: "A frozen needle and string?"
Daughter: groans.. "You're IMPOSSIBLE"
Me: "No, no. I'm D-"
Daughter: "DAD. DAD. WE GET IT."
Me: "We Get It.... Is that a new Nintendo System?"
Daughter: . . . walks away
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Stay Proud. Stay Dad.
He was a certified stocker.
He said, βChristmas stalking.β
Iβll be studying a broad.
It was an odd beehavior.
βSorry about that folks. Not my fault, itβs the asphaltsβ
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Shit just got real!
I took it with a grain of salt
I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.
https://imgur.com/z0V7Oyg
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
Punchline
She replied, "Yeah, I heard it snore a couple of times."
... The steaks have never been higher
We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.
I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"
He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"
I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."
No one knows, it was a mist opportunity.
i work the service desk at a grocery store, and me and one of my coworkers will often make puns based on the items we return. i got 2 gallons of white milk and a half gallon of chocolate milk. the following exchange occurred.
him: i'm gonna go dump this milk.
me: that bad in the relationship, eh?
him: well yeah, look what kind of baby they made -points to chocolate milk-
me: in a relationship, you need certain emotions, i guess they just lactose emotions. -he dumps out the milk and returns-
him: hey, wanna see my jugs?
me: i had a friend named calvin who wanted to see mine. one day i finally just said, "hey cal, see em?"
Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:
Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.
I couldn't have done it without your support !!!
I can't seem to get my diet right - I must be a gluten for punishment.
You just passed your I exam.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you donβt.
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They were on his tail.
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