23 Hilarious The Everest Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the climber that disappeared from the top of Mt. Everest?

He vanished out of thin air.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Nov 09 2022

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TIL On May 25th 2001, a blind man named Erik Weihenmayer climbed the top of Mount Everest...

When asked how he feels, he said "I'm gonna kill that fucking guide dog of mine!"

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME

📅︎ Oct 03 2022

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A midget rock climber scaled Mt. Everest, but didn't reach the top.

He fell short of his goal.

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👤︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie

📅︎ Aug 22 2022

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I cut the top off of Mt. Everest.

I only wanted to take a peak.

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👤︎ u/5parky

📅︎ Mar 07 2022

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I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest.

Their lives have been downhill ever since.

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👤︎ u/Roonie222

📅︎ Jan 24 2022

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What's the worst part of passing all the dead climbers on Mt. Everest?

Descent

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👤︎ u/eagleboy444

📅︎ May 22 2022

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Before Everest was discovered what was the tallest mountain??

Everest.

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👤︎ u/JustinEgrow666

📅︎ Mar 13 2022

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The founder of Dulux paint died from hypothermia while atop Mount Everest.

It’s been reported that he could have done with another coat.

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👤︎ u/Medical-Jello7644

📅︎ Dec 13 2021

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How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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A climber accidentally dropped his oxygen tank while enjoying the view on top of Mount Everest.

It was quite a breathtaking view.

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👤︎ u/Beginnerer

📅︎ Jun 08 2021

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I heard they opened a new restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest

Careful though, the steaks are high

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👤︎ u/mohammad5271

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"

K-Poo.

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👤︎ u/Musicferret

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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👤︎ u/Flazdude

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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Did you hear about the man without legs who lives at the foot of Mount Everest?

When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there

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👤︎ u/xone01

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?

They said their nights were intents....

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👤︎ u/manthe43

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson

📅︎ May 15 2019

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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👤︎ u/CybergothiChe

📅︎ Dec 30 2017

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Have you heard about the butcher who risked everything and opened a shop on top of Mount Everest?

The steaks couldn't be any higher

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👤︎ u/ChickN-Stu

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Does the people who climb Mount Everest... everest

>!had to put the punch line on the title!<

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770

📅︎ May 24 2019

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Once you reach the top of Mount Everest

It's all downhill from there.

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👤︎ u/TheFeelsGoodMan

📅︎ Aug 28 2017

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I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...

But since then it's all been down hill...

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👤︎ u/Spartanyoej

📅︎ Nov 28 2016

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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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👤︎ u/redditurded

📅︎ Oct 14 2016

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Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?

Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/EnterTheErgosphere

📅︎ Jul 29 2017

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