Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
gotta look on fleek on the cross
Why did the ninja cross the road?
He didn't. He was already ON the other side!
Why didn't skeleton cross the road
Because he didn't have the guts
Why was toilet paper wasn't able cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
Why did the vampire cross the road?
He didn't vampire are afraid of crosses
What do you call the cross between a bee and a cow?
Why did the road cross the chicken?
How does a legless turtle cross the road? 🐢
Take the F out of free and take the F out of way.
Why did Jesus cross the road?
The power of Christ compelled him.
What happened when a strawberry decided to cross the road?
What do you get when you cross an actor with the sea?
Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side
Why didn’t the roosters cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the sand bok bok boks
What do you call 2 people that help you cross the river and then help you catch the fish?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning...
Why did the policeman cross the road
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
An offer you can't understand.
How does the flower cross the lake
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the restaurant across was hiring.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To talk to the idiot.
knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken with depression cross the road?
Why did the pigeon cross the road?
He was duck-taped to the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did Ghislaine Maxwell cross the road?
Because all the cameras were malfunctioning, and the guards were not doing their checks, and even though she said she didn’t want to cross the road, we think she did it anyways.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
Why did the chicken with one hand cross the road?
To go to the second hand shop! My Dad told me this joke 20Y ago when I asked him for money to go shopping. I still giggle everytime I shop in second hand stores
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
Why did the Russian cross the road?
Because he was a Chechen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to get you stuck at a crossroad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Look at the question mark I'm asking you.
Why did the pebble cross the road
It wanted to be a little boulder.
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
That was the punchline...
A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
(May the Fourth be with you all!)
Why did the park master cross the road?
To get to the other slide
Why did the crab cross the road?
He didn't. He used the sidewalk.
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
How did the religious man cross the raging river?
Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?
Yeah, that is called tress-passing.
(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To avoid the giraffe-ic jam.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How rude. I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed too 🤦🏻
Why did Dwight Schrute cross the road?
I couldn’t bring myself to cross the street
It never did anything to me
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bawk Bawk Bawkaw
What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?
Why did the lion cross the road?
To stop the Zebra crossing
Why DIDN'T the donkey cross the road?
Because he saw what happened to the zebra!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.
Why did the child cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.
Courtesy of my step daughter.
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go over to the ugly persons house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
The chicken....
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the mooo-vies
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?
Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Why did the book cross the road?
To get to the author side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack 😂
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it was just as good as chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he was egged on to do it..
Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the sunny side.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the Angry Jedi cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
...to practice social distancing
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