Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Puns

Because it was poultry in motion.

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To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.

How should we know? It’s none of our business.

To get in touch with the other side.

It was Opposite Day.

To apply to KFC.

To talk to the idiot.

knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Because the restaurant across was hiring.

Social distancing

To go to the second hand shop! My Dad told me this joke 20Y ago when I asked him for money to go shopping. I still giggle everytime I shop in second hand stores

Look at the question mark I'm asking you.

It wanted to get you stuck at a crossroad.

To get to the idiots house.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Bawk Bawk Bawkaw

It was a dirty double crosser.

Me neither, I get the Times.

Son: why? Dad: to go to the dimwit's house Son: .... Dad: Knock Knock Son: who's there? Dad: The chicken..

Because she was a fast mother clucker!!

Because it was delivery.

To see the funny side

Its not our business. Soon there will be a day where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

To see the chicken strip

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Ask the chicken.

Because the chicken was on its wrong side.

To go over to the ugly persons house.

Knock knock. Who’s there. The chicken....

Social distancing.

because he was egged on to do it..

...to practice social distancing

"to get to the other wing"

Because you took your order to go.

Because he was a dirty double crosser

It was cage-free

Because it is poultry in motion