The Black Hole Puns

A list of puns related to "The Black Hole"

All these people complaining about the Blurry picture of Black Hole.

They probably don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtheistAsian
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2022
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They told me not to travel too closely to the black hole.

But I didn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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Oh ! There’s a random black hole in the garden

And it’s has a hole-lot secrets to discover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamad-alhajjaji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Why was the black hole sad?

It sucked at everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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The first photograph of a black hole was released

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumplingBoiii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Black hole got a job in a factory...he is now the chief...

Shredder there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards

I'm sure that must have been a record

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πŸ‘€︎ u/custardy_cream
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...

...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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So people have started to make hentai of the black hole picture

Some people are probably weirded out by this, but I find it quite attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waluigiisgay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialIntelligence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Many people are amazed by the black hole

Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What is a planet and a black hole at the same time

Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-R-Bros
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question?

Stop being so dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattt_MSI
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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They finally unveiled the first picture of a black hole the other day.

The story really sucks you in and helps you understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger_Waves
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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The black hole said they didn’t want their picture taken

They just wanted some space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole?

All the Hawking radiation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erioph47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I see people posting about Sagittarius A* black hole, but I never manage to find the footnotes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordeiropolis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday?

Don't worry, there is another one on the horizon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenewyorkgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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