What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem

A minor inconvenience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesus_the_gamer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.

She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...

...and boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.

He asked about the neutral wire.

I said "don't worry, its just a phase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3adeyeduck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
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If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...

Arthrites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliptical_orbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?

Peenagers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burijazz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Apparently until the age of 10 ,

Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Ive been reading this book called β€œThe A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...

Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdecal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...

The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvie_B134
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?

Moataboat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ade_mcc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.

I'm now a quaranteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?

Jurassic pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.

Previously it would've a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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At what age are people the coldest?

When they're chill-dren.

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Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages

Was a good jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.

I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.

I now pronounce U man and wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickyDan
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What agency is the most confused about it’s age?

MI6

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aceto1469
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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What was even deadlier than the early middle ages?

The high voltages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimadark
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why is 5 the best age?

It’s a real handful

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Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.

Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .

TB, or not TB?

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What did they call the tampon in the middle ages?

A period piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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How to retire at the age of 18

Get a job at the tire shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.

It’s driving him up the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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The ice age would be the coolest time to be alive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fistom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?

C.I.D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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When's the best age to tell a highway it's adopted?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Losty1Ghost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The secret to having a smoking hot body in old age?

Cremation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A dad joke for the tech age.

Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurneyhallack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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They called it the dark ages

Because there was so many knights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Original-boy2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why do they call it the dark ages?

Because there’s so many knights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEyeGuy13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.

This phenomenon is known as many paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why is it called the Dark Age?

Because of all the Knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?

There were too many knights.

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