I told /u/porichoygupto's Dad joke to my wife and kids via text, my wife's response was perfect. (Link to album in the text box.)

I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!

First. Second.

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👤︎ u/Drumlin
📅︎ May 05 2018
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad

Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

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👤︎ u/Driddle07
📅︎ Jul 21 2016
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I ordered a pair of glasses to my parent's house...

... and I texted my dad asking if the package came in the mail yet. I got a picture message of him holding the small box over his eyes with the text, "Better ask for your money back- I can't see with them."

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👤︎ u/ryanwils
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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My friend invited me to see Creed

She already saw it and this was all over text

Me: "If there's jokes, please don't spoil their punchlines."

Her: "Of course there are jokes! But I will not ruin anything, I swear."

Me: "Wait. Punch line, right? Because there's boxing."

Her: "Movie cancelled."

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📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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Dad joked my friend while moving

My buddy got a new place and I helped him move. He has a lot of electronics and stuff and one of the boxes was marked, "terminal blocks."

I turned to him and pointed at the text and said, can we at least make them comfortable? It took him a few seconds of me grinning like a jackal before he covered his face and sighed in what I think was defeat. Hahaha!

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