Text Box Puns

I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!

First. Second.

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

Open toad

Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

... and I texted my dad asking if the package came in the mail yet. I got a picture message of him holding the small box over his eyes with the text, "Better ask for your money back- I can't see with them."

She already saw it and this was all over text

Me: "If there's jokes, please don't spoil their punchlines."

Her: "Of course there are jokes! But I will not ruin anything, I swear."

Me: "Wait. Punch line, right? Because there's boxing."

Her: "Movie cancelled."

My buddy got a new place and I helped him move. He has a lot of electronics and stuff and one of the boxes was marked, "terminal blocks."

I turned to him and pointed at the text and said, can we at least make them comfortable? It took him a few seconds of me grinning like a jackal before he covered his face and sighed in what I think was defeat. Hahaha!