Terrorist Group Puns

A list of puns related to "Terrorist Group"

Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?

They're a splinter cell!

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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A terrorist group leader hates counting up in fives

So he introduced a tally ban.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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I was reading the paper

And saw a man called my bright side had been arrested for murder apparently he was part of a terrorist group called the killer

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👤︎ u/blue-is-bay
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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A band director got fired...

So he opened a towing company called StuckAuto. It was successful and he made 3/4 times the money which allowed him to retire and focus on his passion for martial arts.

He founded a new style based on starting slow and building up known as Crush en Do. This style gained fame when it was found to be the chosen style of a terrorist group operating out of our Nations Capitol known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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👤︎ u/Rannak
📅︎ Jul 25 2015
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