My math teacher called me average...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why did the teacher never fart in public?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Those teachers arenβt mathing around
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Teacher: Use the word oath in a sentence
Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning
Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful
She said βcongrats!β
I replied βthanks, it means a lotβ
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Never pick a fight with a music teacher
You may think itβs A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why is Gandalf a terrible teacher?
He starts by telling you that you shall not pass.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My teacher asked us to describe our breakfast in one word.
I told her it was surreal
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why was the math teacher late to work?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
My teacher gave me some weak paper the other day
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the Math teacher get a divorce?
He substituted his wife for an ex.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.
He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I never liked art teachers...
They were always a bit sketchy.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Whatβs the difference between a train conductor and a teacher?
One minds the train while the other trains the mind.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I asked my math teacher why dad jokes last forever...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How did the school doctor tell our deaf geometry teacher his diagnosis?
He used sine language, telling him that his problem had an βangle of depressionβ.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.
No idea why the school hired him.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What drugs do teachers use?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What does a teacher make?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Teacher: Use the word βintermittentβ in a sentence.
I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I asked my Karate teacher what he was having for dinner
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My teacher having a laugh
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Iβm a middle school teacher, not a chef...
But Boyardeeβs students having a hard time with online learning
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I feel sorry for my math teacher.
Heβs always looking for his x, and when he isnβt heβs asking y.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...
...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
How many pupils does a teacher have?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My German teacher yelled at me "die!"
I should really study those articles
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A little boy walks up to the teacherβs desk.
He says, βMiss, can I please use the bathroom?β
The teacher says to him, βOkay, but only if you say your ABCs firstβ.
The boy is visibly bursting for the toilet and is crossing his legs while standing.
He takes a deep breath.
βA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Zβ
The teacher says to him, βWhereβs the P?β
The boy replies, βItβs running down my legβ.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Teacher : βCan you list the 10 Commandments in any orderβ
Johnny: β3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What is an English Teacherβs favourite drink?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My teacher asked me why I kept getting out of my seat.
I told him "It's because I can't stand sitting."
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why was the math teacher late to work?
Because she got on the rhombus.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Itβs not that my high school math teacher was mean...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
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