Talkers Puns

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?

My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers