I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
They were cooked in Greece.
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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Set 16 "Divas Duet" releases on 1 March 2021, featuring the following units!
- Blue Storm Karma Dragon, Maelstrom "Π―everse" (Aqua Force)
- Ultimate Dimensional Robo, Great Daikaiser (Dimension Police)
- Silver Thorn Dragon Empress, Venus Luquier (Pale Moon)
- Duo Temptation, Reit (Bermuda Triangle)
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Duo Petit Etoile, Peace
<RC> When returned to your hand, if your vanguard is a "Duo", [Counter Blast 1] to draw a card, and if your hand has 3 or more "Duo Petit Etoile, Peace", Counter Charge 1.
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PRβ₯ISM-Duo, Slaney
<RC> When placed, [Counter Blast 1] to return 1 of your other rear-guards to your hand.
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Duo Kelpie Jockey, Syr Darya
<RC> During your turn, if your vanguard is a "Duo", this unit gets [Power]+3000.
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Duo True Sister, Meer
<VC>[Limit Break 4] When rode upon, your vanguard gets [Power]+10000 and the following ability until end of turn.
"<VC>[1/Turn] When this unit attacks, [Counter Blast 1] to return any number of your rear-guards to your hand. Call up to 2 cards from your hand."
<VC> During your turn, if you have 4 or more rear-guards, this unit gets [Power]+3000.
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Duo Temptation, Reit
<VC>[Limit Break 4][1/Turn] When this unit attacks, it gets the following ability until end of battle.
"<VC> At the end of that battle, [Counter Blast 2 and discard 2 "Duo" cards with the same name] to stand this unit, draw 2 cards, and this unit gets [Power]+5000 for turn."
<VC> When this unit attacks a vanguard, [Soul Blast 1] to return a "Duo" rear-guard to your hand.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hello mappers,
I'm looking for some blank map templates like those on wikipedia and wikimedia, for a fictionnal work. As an exemple, this one is good because it comes both with political and geographical data. Also it fits with creative commons license.
Actually I am looking by browsing the file trees on a case by case basis. It's a laborious and rather inefficient method. Does anyone know of a database, dedicated search engine or a more efficient method of research? :)
I am looking for specific geographical areas in particular:
-the Aral Sea and its watershed with the Amu Darya and Syr Darya rivers.
-the delta of the pearl river in China
-the region on the borders of Ukraine, Romania and Moldavia
Thanks
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
