A list of puns related to "Suicide Girls"
Wife: I can't take clients at my place on Saturday's anymore.
Me: Why?
Wife: The nail girls are to ducking loud!
Me: Well tell them to quite quacking under pressure.
Edit:
Wife: That's business suicide.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
Us having a pure hear-say conversation until this point:
Him: "Yeah, no, suicide rates are definitely going up in celebrities. They were awhile before Robins died actually."
Me: "Oh?"
Him: "Yeah. Just recently, some girl stabbed herself in her trailer's kitchenette. She was in Walk the Line, blonde blue eyes an-"
Me: "Reese Witherspoon?"
Him: "No, with a knife."
Me: "..."
You win this time.
My mom, my aunt, and I are walking down a London street. My aunt comments a shirt that a girl walking in the opposite direction was wearing.
Aunt: "Why would you wear a shirt with "suicidal tendencies" on it?"
Me: "It's a band name."
Aunt: "A what?"
Me: "A BAND NAME"
Aunt: "..."
Aunt: "...Well that's upbeat."
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