Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
Suggest me some unique name idea for Graphic Design company please!!!
I don't know why I get the feel like you guys can suggest something really good
Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.
That would be a big step forward.
My wife suggested I do lunges as an exercise to get fitter during quarantine.
That sounds ...like a big step.
(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
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I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
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Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I suggested my son wear a hi-hat for hat day at school but he said no.
Apparently he's not into cymbalism.
My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
My wife asked if our kids were spoiled.
I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....
As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
Got this idea from the bilingual keyboard emoji suggestions...
Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a lower case L and and upper case i look the same must have been Ill.
Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.
Thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”
I love salt jokes...
They’re just sodium funny
In college, we had a buddy who always gave us suggestions as to what booze or drugs to try.
He was the original trip advisor.
The opera wasn't that great.
But it ended on a high note.
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
Spice Puns
I'm looking to make puns for all my spice jars. Can you help fill in some of the blanks, or have any better suggestions for the ones I've already chosen?
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There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
8 months in and I finally got a good dad joke over the weekend.
In the subdivision where I live there are 2 open fields with cows in each one, one of those fields is being turned into a sports complex. My friends were wondering where the cows would go and one of them suggested that they would just have all the cows in one field, to which I replied “well then it would just be overCOWded”
Thanks guys
Grazing puns ?
This might be a little unconventional but i’m thinking of starting a charcuterie/grazing board business, and would love a punny name for it !
Some examples that i’ve seen have been “get grazy” “amazing grazing” but can’t use those for obvious reasons
So if you guys have any punny suggestions to do with cheese , grazing , platters , etc :))
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
Joke exchange with my dad
This may fit better in r/unclejokes but seeing how this line was from my dad, I wanted to put it here.
Me: I told a friend that I was having some trouble in the bedroom and he suggested talking to my doctor about Viagra. I don't know how that's supposed to help me put a wardrobe together.
My dad: Might actually make it harder.
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
My daughter said she wanted to work for a company that had a great culture.
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....
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