Self Confident Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Confident"

Why did the man with no fingers have low self confidence?

Because he could never count on himself!

👍︎ 30
💬︎
👤︎ u/InFactaPerson
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
🚨︎ report
What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?

Bro-ken

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/anondnow
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
🚨︎ report
Crushed self confidence.

I went to Chick-Fil-A with my dad and got a lemonade with my sandwich. We got to the window to pick up our food and he asked "could I get a straw for that lemonade? Because my son really sucks."

Well played, dad. Well played.

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/ElMath3w
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.