What do you get when you mix a Korean boy band with too much sugar?
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︎ Jul 14 2021
Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry
I'd completely lost my appletart
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy
I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae
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︎ Dec 21 2020
dontkillmedontkillmedontkillme
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︎ May 21 2021
My doctor said my sugar is too high...
So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Why donβt ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because theyβre full of anty bodies
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If primates laid eggs...
...would whipping the egg whites with sugar make a meringutan?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Got me a sugar daddy
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︎ Jun 26 2020
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high.
So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
"excuse me, is this sugar free?"
Cashier: No. You have to pay for it.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I went to the Pharmacy today...
When I got there, I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, βYes! Could you please taste this for me?β Being Iβm a Senior Citizen, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing, gagging and turning green. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, βNow, does that taste sweet to you?β The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, βHELL NO!!!β So I said, βOh thank God! Thatβs such a relief! My Doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my Urine for sugar!β
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︎ May 26 2021
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
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︎ May 09 2020
Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.
I looked over, sadly, and said βGoodbye honey.β
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︎ Feb 13 2020
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, βExcuse my Frenchβ after a swear word...
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Bee'd sugar
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︎ Nov 21 2019
NO thats sugar
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︎ May 31 2019
This French sugar brand
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︎ May 06 2019
Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why did the artist add sugar to his paint?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Sugar daddy
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︎ Jun 28 2019
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I wish sugar never would have been discovered...
There'd be a lot less suckers in the world.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call a magical sugar?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions
But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.
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