My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.

I looked over, sadly, and said “Goodbye honey.”

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📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/SuperDoody
📅︎ Mar 21 2016
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Need candy puns for a short film!

Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:

Donut Give Up! Yes You Candy!

... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!

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👤︎ u/SSCC88
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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