What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
My family suffers from chronic diarrhea
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness?
I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."
My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium
A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...
I’ve suffered from addiction for many years
Since I can remember I’ve been addicted to the hokey pokey, but yesterday I finally turned myself around
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
3 out of 4 people suffer from anal itch
Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
I used to suffer from multiple personality disorder,
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
I used to suffer from constipation.....
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime
I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They won’t rest until they find a cure.
To all people who suffer from paranoia...
Remember you are not alone!
Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?
Ever hear about the toilet that suffered from PTSD?
They told their therapist they've seen some shit.
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...
don't worry you're not alone.
Suffer the Reaper Cushions
Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns
Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.
All my relatives suffer from incontinence.
You could say diarrhea runs in the family.
Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?
Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.
There are 3 rings in a failed marriage:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
And suffering...
I had a friend who has always suffered with bad wind.
I think I suffer from Kleptomania
I should probably take something for it.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?
He suffered a mental bake-down
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
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