Strep Puns

A list of puns related to "Strep"

My 3 year old daughter was diagnosed with strep throat today.

I absent mindedly let her kiss me this evening, so I went and washed my lips and swished some whiskey for good measure. I know its only 35% alcohol, but I figured it was worth a shot

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👤︎ u/Bebebebeelzebub
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Where do sore throats go to party?

The strep club

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👤︎ u/andrew_pavelik
📅︎ May 16 2017
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I think i'd make a great dad someday.

So i was picking up my strep throat perscription with my dad. He was taking a look at readers glasses. So he asks me "hey, how do i look?" To which i replied "With your eyes" and he was all "No i mean with the glasses." Which i replied. "Glasses or not. You still look with your eyes." He groaned and called me a Jive. It was a win.

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👤︎ u/zemtor
📅︎ Nov 17 2014
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