Streaker Puns

A list of puns related to "Streaker"

Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?

Senor Willy

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Did you hear about the streaker nun?

She did it out of habit.

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👤︎ u/jbeatty77
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What did the preacher say to the streaker?

Repant, the end is in sight!

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👤︎ u/MetaEd
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Did you hear about the streaker that ran into a church???

They chased around the pews past the piano and finally caught him by the organ

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👤︎ u/Tim-Martin
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why do astronomers like streakers?

Cause they get to see the moon during the day.

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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I told my dad about Mark Roberts (the serial streaker), he asked me if I knew he was considering retirement.

Dad: "Hey you know that guy is considering retirement, right?"

Me: "Wait, really?"

Dad: "I'm serious, but he said he'd stick it out for another year."

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👤︎ u/TooCoolForSpoole
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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Windex is very transparent on its clothing policy.

No streakers are allowed.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ May 23 2018
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