A list of puns related to "Stratiform"
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These are from back in the Alpinlite days, before Yama. Not Yama in name but the same excellent craftsmanship. I picked these up at Yama's moving sale, modified them to fit together well and seam sealed them. This is a sub 20 ounce modular shelter system made of extremely strong 30d sil.
Stratiform
Sweet one person beaked tarp made of 30d Silnylon. Freshly seam sealed. The beak is zippered so you can open it up for easier entrance and exit. Has lineloc 3s on tie outs.
Bug Bivy
I modifed this bivy to clip to the ridgeline of the tarp. It makes a perfect match for the tarp because it has a closed back wall and fits nicely in the tarp. 30d floor and bug mesh.
Want to sell together.
Available Here: https://www.segweb.org/store/SearchResults.aspx?Category=AV75-PDFX (Paper 5)
Numeva Town: βnewβ + βevaporationβ
Accumula Town: Cumulus clouds
Striaton City: Stratiform clouds
Nacrene City: Nacreous clouds
Castelia City: Castellanus clouds
Nimbasa City: Nimbus clouds
Anville Town: βAnvilβ clouds (cumulonimbus incus)
Driftveil City: βdriftβ + veil clouds
Mistralton City: Mist
Iccirus City: Cirrus clouds
Opelucid City: Noctilucent clouds or Opacus clouds
Launcosa Town: Lacunosus clouds
Undella Town: Undulatus clouds
Aspertia City: Asperitas clouds
Floccesy Town: Floccus clouds
Virbank City: Fog bank / Virga clouds
Lentimas Town: Lenticular clouds
Humilau City: Cumulus humilis clouds
Some of these might be a stretch but I was shocked how many are perfect or near-perfect fits.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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