Where do Russians keep their stool sample for the doctor?

In a Poo-tin!

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👤︎ u/cdog141
📅︎ Feb 28 2022
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My vet asked me for a stool sample from my dog

I told them she didn't have any stools, she just sits on the ground, but they just looked at me like I was an idiot.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2022
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My doctor looked at me funny when I returned my stool sample
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📅︎ Jul 07 2021
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Doctor wasn’t amused with stool sample
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📅︎ Oct 02 2021
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Do you think that door-to-door chair salesmen showed people their "stool samples"?
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📅︎ Oct 31 2021
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I asked the furniture salesman for a stool sample

He tabled the motion

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📅︎ Nov 12 2021
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Stool samples 2

I came back in the morning to continue, but it was same shit different day.

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👤︎ u/myearwood
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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Stool samples!

I knocked over a tray of stool samples in the microbiology lab. I tried to clean up and put them back, but it was all the same shit to me.

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👤︎ u/myearwood
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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I refuse to submit a stool sample to my doctor

I just don't give a shit

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📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample

I told him it was the least I could doo

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👤︎ u/unclerudy
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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Their doctor actually has a stool sample.
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📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Doctor asked for a stool sample

So I gave her the legs

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📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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Doctor asked for a stool sample
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👤︎ u/digdilem
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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👤︎ u/thepobv
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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Did you hear about the dad that brought his doctor a stool sample?
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📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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It took me $200 to get my stool sample checked at the clinic.

That shit was expensive.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I just found out that the stool sample test my doctor recommended is going to cost me $200.

That shit is expensive.

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📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Stool Sample
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📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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Stool Samples imgur.com/7rLPoiL
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📅︎ Jan 05 2016
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Stool sample (x-post /r/funny) imgur.com/a/Ceuom
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👤︎ u/Iddress
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Stool sample imgur.com/a8cfRiN
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👤︎ u/reifdog
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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My girlfriends uncle is keeping a stool sample for some reason.

http://imgur.com/LJ3xoOw

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👤︎ u/stfuasshat
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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