Why did the magician have sticky armpits at the end of the show?

Because he had some good twix up his sleves ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What’s common between me and Spider-Man?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naam_Karan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I'm amazed Reddit

There are now over a million subs for this silly, corny, beautiful feed of dad jokes.

Link to PROOF: http://imgur.com/ksprvA1

A million subs is a big number.

If we put a million subs end to end, we'd be able to reach a very small part of the way around the Earth... Double that if they were foot long subs, and we'd make it all the way around and more if they were the kind of subs that go under water.

That's why I'm amazed.

Well done everyone on being amazing dads with amazing dad jokes. No matter what kind of dad you are - inside or outside expected dad norms - keep the world laughing and shaking their head.

(I'll keep this stickied for a short period of communal celebration and then go back to the shadows as normal. Keep doing you, dads.)

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