TeaBD!
A huge lambslide.
I said βhmmmβ¦ canoe fjord it??β
The casket falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the dead guy says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
Just got diagnosed with COVID today - I'll be ok, but it reminded me of this joke.
that's steep.
I would have to say there was a fair amount of uncertaintea.
But Mountain Dew
It's a PG.
14.7 pounds per square inch seems pretty steep.
I might just need to downgrade my place to a bar.
Thankfully it was a free estimate, so no pressure.
Because it's more inclined to steep
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
I like big buttes and I cannot lie
I guess it went down without a hitch
In the end we split the deferens.
A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.
People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, itβs chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.
The door pops open, the body sits up and says βDo you have anything to stop this coughin?β
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
Hill-arious
A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill on his bike, when he is met by a good Samaritan in a car. The guy offers him a long rope to tow him up the hill and the cyclist gratefully accepts. By the time they get to the top of the hill, the guy driving forgets he is towing the cyclist and heads on to the highway, with the poor cyclist ringing his bell in vain. In the meantime, a couple see them drive past their car on the highway and the wife turns to her husband:
"Wow, that car's going pretty fast, isn't it?" The husband replies, "the car?! Look at the cyclist behind him! He's going so fast he's ringing the bell to get the car to move out of the way!"
I had no idea it was that steep
Probably won't have it again. It was just a novelty
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They both steep.
My friend was inclined to say it was a bad idea but I decided what the hill.
The tax was too steep.
...
Either no one in my house gets this, or they think I'll stop because of awkward silence.
It's a koala tea joke.
(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).
does it become gill tea?
Then the cost of tea is steep!
"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!
Wife: That's steep!
Me: I know. What a hike!
Wife: Uggghhh
Me: What? I was just following your lead.
A conversation we had at breakfast this morning lol
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, I had an interesting drink the other day at that cafe down the street," he tells the bartender. "It was a tea made by steeping a book in hot water." "How was it?" the bartender asks. "It was okay, but I probably won't have it again," the guy says. "It was just a novelty."
They called it The City That Never Steeps
I politely told him he had the wrong number and that I hoped he found the right number.
A few hours later the doorbell rang so, I went and answered, and it was an elderly fellow. I asked how I might help him, and he replied that he was sure his son lived at this address. I assured him that it was only my wife and I, asled if he was the respectable chap whom had called me earlier. He said yes,, and insisted this was his son's home. Well, what are you gonna do? So, I told him to come on in and see for himself.
We walked around the house, main floor, basement, second floor, and he wanted wanted go into the attic. I didn't think he would make it up the steep stairs of the pull down hatch. So, I went up amd told him there was nothing.
Disappointed, the elderly fellow walked to the door, and said, "well, looks like yer gonna have to throw me out, because I don't want to leave".
Well that's not gonna fly, my wife would not be happy to return home from work and see a strange old man refusing refusing leave.
I said yes, I am throwing you out sir. So, I opened the door, amd ushered him out. He shuffled down the walk, to the curb and around the corner.
30 minutes later, the doorbell rang again, so, I answered it. And believe it or not, it was the elderly man again. He said he wanted to apologize, did so, then left.
As he was walking away I put the pieces together of what had happened. This elderly fellow, having rung my doorbell, having me throwhim out, and his final return, I realized, a boomer rang me, I threw him out, and he came back.
Thought of this one a while ago and had forgotten it.Yer welcome. :)
Me: BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU POUR!!!!
but I ended up not doing it because the effort required was to steep
But the price is too steep.
Coworker was putting fresh water in her tea, which was too strong for her.
Me: Soooo...if you were to chart the level of flavor in tea vs. the amount of time you left the bag in the cup, would you end up with a steep curve?
Coworker: Stare
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
I have no idea what this means.
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
they don't steep around
The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."
the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."
"Sure, as long as you give me back"
