Steeds Puns

A list of puns related to "Steeds"

I told a friend of mine I was going to get on a horse and charge him with a lance. But I wasn’t really going to do that.

I was joust kidding.

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👤︎ u/Boarass
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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Thor is riding his magnificent steed across the night sky…

He throws out a thunderbolt, raises a triumphant fist to the sky and roars, “I’m Thor! I’M THORRRR!”

His horse looks back at him and says, “Of course you’re thore, thilly, you’re not wearing a thaddle!”

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👤︎ u/strugglebundle
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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I once galloped over a cheesecake on a hairless steed...

I've been through the dessert on a horse with no mane.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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👤︎ u/yeezuswasaninsidejob
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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If Thor got a trusty steed...

...he would name it THorse

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👤︎ u/100mypete
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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What do you call it when a horse does something bad?

A mis-steed

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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