I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...

May divorce be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Star wars joke

Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.

Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.

Kid: no I'm not!

Me: R2!?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boter2099
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... β€˜Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really β€œdown” either. Shucks)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBobRob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_8011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_gregorio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpshooter228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A good Star Wars joke.

What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? β€œLukewarm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiremanNDVFD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force

I guess that makes him a ForceKin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Star wars on the stairs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I’m not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars

It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmentalhamster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I want to tell a Star Wars joke...

But I’m afraid it would be too forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?

A toy Yoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?

Toyota now makes toy Yodas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...

But I don't want to stoop Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsmoothfuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce

So I handed her the divorce papers and said β€œmay divorce be with you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcyFrogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.

He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I don’t like Star Wars fights

Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haarp_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..

But I've heard it's a little chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardTrack
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun

But it just felt Forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEONGGUY54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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[SPOILER] Star Wars

https://imgur.com/lglgd2E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito

from*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My son is still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phileo56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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