I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
Star wars joke
Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.
Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.
Kid: no I'm not!
Me: R2!?!!
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
A good Star Wars joke.
What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? “Lukewarm”
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
I’m not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars
It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
I want to tell a Star Wars joke...
But I’m afraid it would be too forced.
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?
Toyota now makes toy Yodas...
I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...
But I don't want to stoop Solo.
I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce
So I handed her the divorce papers and said “may divorce be with you”
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
I don’t like Star Wars fights
Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.
In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..
But I've heard it's a little chewy.
When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland
I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun
[SPOILER] Star Wars
https://imgur.com/lglgd2E
There is a robot creating art by copying things fråm star wars. Art o' dito
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
My son is still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?
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